How to fix global warming - Assignment 13 - Rob Gilligan

In recent years, attention has been drawn to the increase in atmospheric temperatures, being termed global warming. Al Gore has capitalized off this with not one, but two movies about the topic. The most common solution presented is to make ourselves sustainable, and significantly reduce the emissions of companies. Well let me be the first to tell you, I have a much better solution. The largest issue with global warming is that the increased temperatures are causing the arctic ice to melt. This, in turn, raises ocean levels, which threatens coastal cities. The easiest solution would be to just drink more water, specifically ocean water. Before you tell me that you can't drink ocean water because it is too salty, I will preemptively counter saying you are just being picky. If you are not willing to drink water with a dash of salt in it to save the world, you are a bad citizen of the world. If we get all seven and a half billion people in the world involved, we could drink a vast amount of water. The pee would then just go to rivers. This plan is full proof, just trust me.