Assignment 12- Sam Ederington

My tried and true method of introduction, whenever I am asked to share something about myself, is "I like cats." If the other person is a cat person, I just instantly formed a bond with them over the appreciation of the true gods of our Universe. If not, then I will need to fall back on my innate charisma, massive charm, and complete lack of narcissism to win them over. Or something like that. My future college roommate, assuming I don't live in my parents' basement, would likely need to be aware of my procrastination tendencies. Likely, without needing to say anything, my roommate will almost instantly learn of my aversion to studying. However, due to my complete lack of narcissism, I would like to learn about my roommate, completely free of the goal to return the focus of the conversation back to where it belongs. I am trying to remove my self-centered aspects, though.