The solution I am about to present to you solves two problems: climate change and depression. Everyone driving to school seperately emits so many hazardous fuels into our environment, and after a long, hard school day, most people end up feeling sad. The solution to this is everyone rides my former bus. First off, less fuels would be emitted to the precious outdoors, so climate change is just completely taken care of. But bus 869 also offers comedic relief. Although mainly made up of Academy kids (me, Sarah, Cole, Max, Daniel, Landon, and Jake), we also drive a few oddballs. A freshmen last year, about 4 feet tall, would come onto the bus every day accompanied by 2-3 administrators. They made him empty his backpack, as he usually stole 2-3 phones, airpods, and money from students (particularly the baseball team) every day. Next, we have who Sarah and I like to call, "Cruella de Ville." This skinny lad runs off the bus every day, and on Halloween, wore a floor-length fur cloak. We love him. Finally, our bus driver. She normally has in ear buds, and likes to miss people's stops. One day, she drove 5 minutes past Cruella de Ville's stop, despite him saying "Miss?" "Ma'am?" Finally, she let him out. If everyone just rode our bus, we wouldn't have to worry about climate change or depression anymore. Bus 869 is undoubtedly the solution to all of our provlems.
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