Assignment 13- Sam Ederington

The second amendment, obviously, is one of the most important aspects of our everyday lives. While people exist who would take this right away from us, I would rather argue for an expansion of our right to bear arms. Military grade assault rifles are too commonplace to offer the noble patriarchy defending hero an advantage in combat. Thus, why don't we expand our permitted armaments to include missile systems? They are extremely useful. School shooter? Not anymore. You don't even have to go to school to attack defend it. Missiles also help immensely with cooking. A little birdie told me that the detonation of a RS-28 Sarmat missile is at the perfect temperature to cook venison, a great boon to hungry hunters. Some people may argue that we need to ban guns, not let people put nuclear missile silos in their back yards. Those people obviously don't realize just how beneficial all the consumer gun spending is on the environment, or how important it is for politicians to protect the Constitution, the sacred text of the United States, written by God Himself.





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