Assignment 13 - Peter Marino

Africa needs water to avoid death due to dehydration. In order to solve this problem, America needs to transport all of its water to Africa. They would be delivered in water balloons so we could equally allocate all of the water. Now, I know what you are thinking. What about us? Well, I have the perfect solution. We all just need to go on a strict Dr. Pepper diet for our liquids. By my calculations, along with several other smart math people, we can all sustain ourselves on Dr. Pepper. Our plan is that the North would drink diet and the South would drink regular. For the East, they would drink cherry flavored Dr. Pepper, and the West would drink vanilla. Now, I know we would eventually get bored of these flavors, so I have implemented a very practical plan. With the start of each season, the flavors will switch to the next region clockwise. By our math calculations, we will sustain all life in Africa.